(whispering) Hey, parents. Yeah, you. Want your house all to yourself again? Sick of that “adult” lounging around in pjs texting (whatever that is) on those rectangular glow boxes (whatever those are) all the time? We understand and we have a plan. It’s this new thing called university. You send your kids there after high school and maybe, just maybe they stay gone for good, or at least until the holidays. There’s this super secret meeting happening at KAIS on March 13th after school where we tell you all about it. Email Paxton (paxton@kaischool.com) if you plan on coming. Bring your “adult” with you, too. We’ll tell them college is supposed to be fun, or something. Families new to KAIS are especially welcome.

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